Unfortunately, I think my research may have – just may have – led me down the wrong road. My most fruitful research took me only to quotes of Fielding Mellish, the Woody Allen character in his 1971 move, “Bananas.”
“I once stole a pornographic book that was printed in braille. I used to rub the dirty parts.”
“I’m not suited to this job. Where do I come off testing products? Machines hate me. I should be working at a job that I have some kinda aptitude for, like donating sperm to an artificial insemination lab.”
Esposito, a character from “Bananas” said, “You have a chance to die for freedom.”
Fielding Mellish responded, “Yes, well, freedom is wonderful. On the other hand, if you’re dead, it’s a tremendous drawback to your sex life.”
Then I found it. The perfect words. From Woody Allen and that movie. And I used my company authorized marker to write those words on my company authorized notepad.
The words were simple and straight forward.
“So long, suckers”